My Mom Asked Me to Buy a Loaf of Bread
Mom handed me some money.
“Please buy a loaf of bread.”
“Sure.”
I came back twenty minutes later carrying a huge shopping bag.
Mom looked inside.
“Bread?”
“Yes.”
“Why did you buy chips, cookies, juice, and chocolate?”
I smiled.
“They were having a sale.”
Mom shook her head.
“And the bread?”
I froze.
“I forgot the bread.”
She stared at me.
“So you went to the store for one thing…”
“Yes.”
“…and came back with everything except that one thing?”
I nodded.
“That’s exactly what happened.”
Mom sighed.
“At least you’re consistent.”
😂 Moral: Never go grocery shopping without a list… especially when your brain has other plans.