The Man Bought a Lie Detector and Decided to Test It on His Best Friend
He invited his friend over and placed the machine on the table.
“Ask me anything,” he said.
His friend smiled.
“Did you eat the last slice of pizza yesterday?”
“No.”
The machine immediately screamed:
“LIAR!”
The man jumped.
“Wait! This thing actually works?”
His friend laughed.
“Obviously.”
The man pointed at him.
“Fine. Your turn.”
His friend sat down.
“Ask me.”
The man smiled.
“Did you eat the last slice of pizza?”
“No.”
The machine stayed silent.
The man stared at him.
His friend smiled proudly.
“See? I told you I didn’t.”
The machine suddenly screamed:
“HE’S LYING!”
Both men froze.
Then the friend slowly looked at the machine.
“Okay…”
The man grinned.
“Got you!”
The friend shook his head.
“No, you didn’t.”
“Then why did it say you’re lying?”
“Because…”
He pointed at the machine.
“I ate the machine’s batteries.”
😂 Moral: Never trust a lie detector that has been running on pizza thief logic.