The Man Found a Strange Note on His Desk That Said, “Don’t Open the Drawer”
He stared at the note.
Naturally, he opened the drawer.
Inside was another note:
“I told you not to open the drawer.”
He looked around nervously.
Then he found a third note underneath it:
“Seriously. Why don’t you listen?”
He laughed.
“Very funny.”
Then he noticed one final note.
It said:
“If you are reading this, you owe me $20.”
He frowned.
“Who wrote these?”
His roommate walked in.
“Oh, you found them!”
“Did you write these?”
“No.”
“Then who did?”
The roommate pointed at the desk.
“You did.”
The man froze.
“What?”
“You wrote them last night.”
“I don’t remember that.”
His roommate smiled.
“You were drunk.”
The man stared at the notes.
Then slowly said,
“Apparently, drunk me doesn’t trust sober me.”
😂 Moral: Sometimes the person who knows you best is the idiot you were twelve hours ago.