The Man Bought a New Alarm Clock Because His Old One Was Too Honest
He bought a very expensive alarm clock that promised to wake him up gently.
At 7:00 a.m., it played soft birdsong.
He smiled and turned it off.
At 7:05, it played relaxing ocean waves.
He turned it off again.
At 7:10, the alarm finally shouted:
“GET UP! YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BECOME SUCCESSFUL BY LYING IN BED!”
The man jumped up.
“Wow! This thing is smart!”
The alarm replied:
“No. I just got tired of watching you.”
😂 Moral: Even an alarm clock can lose patience with your life choices.