“The Chemistry Student Broke Up With His Girlfriend Because She Was Too Reactive
His friend looked confused.
“What happened?”
“She was always reacting to everything.”
“So?”
“I said one small thing.”
“What did you say?”
“I said, ‘Your hair looks different.’”
His friend laughed.
“What did she say?”
“Three hours later, I still don’t know.”
His friend nodded.
“Yep. Very reactive.”
The student sighed.
“I should have dated a noble gas.”
His friend asked,
“Why?”
“They don’t react with anyone.”
😂 Moral: In chemistry, some people make good reactions. Some people just make explosions.