My Dad Started a Diet and Immediately Blamed the Refrigerator | Funny Jokes
Dad announced,
“I’m going on a strict diet.”
Mom asked, “Starting when?”
“Right now.”
He opened the refrigerator.
He stared inside for a few seconds.
Then closed it.
Five minutes later, he opened it again.
Mom said,
“Looking for something?”
“No.”
He opened the freezer.
“Then what are you doing?”
“I’m checking my willpower.”
“And?”
Dad grabbed a piece of cake.
“My willpower needs more training.”
Mom laughed.
“You lasted seven minutes!”
Dad took a bite.
“That’s actually my personal record.”
Then he looked at the refrigerator.
“It’s very persuasive.”
😂 Moral: It’s not always a lack of willpower. Sometimes the cake is just extremely convincing.