A Boy Said He Was Ready for the Hunger Games Because He Had Been Training All Week
His friend looked shocked.
“You’ve been running?”
“No.”
“Learning to fight?”
“No.”
“Learning how to survive outside?”
“No.”
His friend frowned.
“Then what kind of training did you do?”
The boy smiled.
“My mom stopped buying snacks.”
His friend stared at him.
“And?”
The boy whispered,
“I survived three days with only food from the fridge.”
“That’s not the Hunger Games.”
The boy shook his head.
“You haven’t seen our fridge.”
😂 Moral: The real Hunger Games begin when someone finishes the last bag of chips.