The New Soldier Was Told to Hide So Well That Nobody Could Find Him
During training, the officer shouted,
“Hide! Pretend the enemy is looking for you!”
Everyone ran.
Ten minutes later, all the soldiers came back.
Except one.
The officer waited.
Twenty minutes passed.
Still nothing.
Finally, he shouted,
“Okay! Training is over! Come out!”
A voice came from inside a trash bin.
“Is that you, sir?”
The officer walked over.
“Yes! Get out!”
The soldier slowly opened the lid.
“Nice try.”
The officer stared at him.
“What?”
The soldier whispered,
“That sounds exactly like something the enemy would say.”
😂 Moral: Follow orders carefully… but maybe not forever.