The Five-Year-Old Announced That He Had Finally Figured Out How Parents Work
At breakfast, little Noah suddenly put down his spoon and looked seriously at his parents.
“I understand everything now.”
His father raised an eyebrow. “Everything?”
“Yes. Parents tell children what to do, and children pretend they didn’t hear.”
His mother laughed. “Is that your big discovery?”
“No. I discovered something more important.”
“What?”
Noah pointed at his father.
“Whenever you say, ‘Because I said so,’ it means you also don’t know why.”
His father slowly lowered his coffee.
His mother whispered, “He’s dangerous.”
Noah smiled.
“I’m just getting started.”
😂 Moral: Never underestimate a five-year-old who has recently discovered logic.