The Security Guard Found Someone Sleeping in a Shopping Cart
A security guard was walking through a supermarket when he spotted a man asleep inside a shopping cart.
He woke him.
“Sir, what are you doing?”
The man opened his eyes.
“Shopping.”
The guard looked at the completely empty cart.
“For what?”
The man looked around.
“I haven’t decided yet.”
“Why are you sleeping?”
“I was waiting for inspiration.”
The guard sighed.
“You’ve been here for three hours.”
The man nodded.
“Exactly.”
“Did you buy anything?”
“No.”
“Then why are you still here?”
The man sat up.
“I’m hoping the supermarket will eventually put something on sale that I actually need.”
The guard pointed toward the exit.
“Go home.”
The man climbed out of the cart.
“Can I take the cart?”
“No.”
He sighed.
“Then I’m definitely not buying anything.”
😂 Moral: Some shoppers don’t browse for bargains—they wait for bargains to personally convince them.