The Doctor Was Confused by the Patient’s Unusual Diet
A doctor was checking a patient.
“What do you normally eat?”
The patient proudly replied,
“Healthy food.”
“Excellent. Give me an example.”
“Pizza.”
The doctor paused.
“That’s not exactly healthy.”
“I only eat vegetables on it.”
“What vegetables?”
“Peppers.”
“Anything else?”
“Cheese.”
“Cheese isn’t a vegetable.”
“I know.”
“Then why did you mention it?”
“Because I wanted you to know I’m serious about nutrition.”
The doctor sighed.
“What do you drink?”
“Water.”
“Good.”
“With ice.”
“Fine.”
“Sometimes I add a little cola.”
“How much?”
The patient held his fingers about an inch apart.
“Just this much.”
The doctor nodded.
“Every day?”
“Yes.”
“Then you’re not following a healthy diet.”
The patient looked shocked.
“Doctor, please.”
“What?”
“Don’t ruin my relationship with pizza.”
😂 Moral: A healthy lifestyle becomes much easier when you stop asking the pizza for permission.