The Airport Lost-and-Found Clerk Received a Very Honest Description
A man rushed to the airport lost-and-found desk.
“I lost my suitcase!”
The clerk grabbed a form.
“What does it look like?”
“Black.”
“Brand?”
“I don’t know.”
“Size?”
“Suitcase-sized.”
The clerk sighed.
“Anything distinctive?”
The man thought.
“Yes.”
“What?”
“It has all my clothes inside.”
The clerk stared at him.
“Sir, that’s true of almost every suitcase.”
“I know.”
“So how will we identify yours?”
The man smiled.
“It’s the one I’m hoping to find.”
The clerk put down the pen.
“That’s actually the least useful information I’ve received today.”
The man nodded.
“Good.”
“Why good?”
“Because I also lost my phone.”
😂 Moral: Losing your luggage is bad. Losing your ability to describe it is impressive.