The Hotel Guest Called Reception About the Moon
At 2 a.m., a hotel guest called reception.
“There’s a huge problem with my room.”
The receptionist sat up.
“What’s wrong?”
“The moon is shining directly through my window!”
She paused.
“Sir, I’m afraid we can’t control the moon.”
“I don’t expect you to control it.”
“Good.”
“I just want a room where it isn’t shining.”
The receptionist checked the computer.
“We have one.”
“Great!”
“But it’s on the other side of the building.”
“Perfect.”
There was a pause.
“Sir, you’d have to move to the basement.”
He thought about it.
“Does the basement have a window?”
“No.”
“Excellent. Book it.”
😂 Moral: When you’re determined enough, even the moon can get you a room upgrade.