My Friend Walked Into the Gym and Immediately Asked Where the Snacks Were
My friend decided to get fit.
He bought new shoes, workout clothes, and a water bottle.
On Monday, we went to the gym together.
He looked around.
“Where are the snacks?”
I laughed.
“This is a gym.”
“I know.”
“So why would there be snacks?”
He pointed toward the vending machine.
“There!”
I said,
“Those are protein bars.”
He picked one up.
“Perfect.”
“You haven’t even exercised yet.”
He shrugged.
“I don’t want to shock my body.”
We finally started exercising.
After five minutes, he sat down.
“How long have we been here?”
“Five minutes.”
He checked his watch.
“It feels like a Tuesday.”
I laughed.
He grabbed his water bottle.
“That’s enough for today.”
“You’re leaving?”
“Yes.”
“Why?”
He pointed at the treadmill.
“It and I have different goals.”
😂 Moral: Going to the gym is easy. Staying there is apparently an advanced workout.