My teacher asked,
“Where’s your homework?”
I sighed.
“My dog ate it.”
The whole class laughed.
The teacher smiled.
“Nice try.”
I pulled out my phone.
“I actually have proof.”
I showed her a picture of my dog chewing on a notebook.
She looked surprised.
“That really happened?”
I nodded.
She smiled.
“Next time… submit it before your dog does.”
Even my classmates applauded my dog.
😂 Moral: Always finish your homework before your pet gets hungry!
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