The Inventor Created a Machine That Could Tell Him When He Was Making a Bad Decision.
He proudly showed it to his friends.
“It can detect bad decisions instantly.”
One friend asked, “How does it work?”
The inventor pressed a button.
The machine beeped.
“What does that mean?” his friend asked.
The inventor sighed.
“It means I should stop showing inventions to you.”
His friend pointed at the machine.
“Does it work on everyone?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because it only detects decisions I already regret.”
😂 Moral: The best invention is sometimes the one that tells you to stop talking.