The Superhero Walked Into a Job Interview Wearing His Full Costume
The manager looked at his cape.
“Why are you dressed like that?”
The man smiled.
“I’m a superhero.”
The manager looked at his paper.
“Your résumé says you worked at a supermarket.”
“Yes.”
“What was your superpower there?”
The man sat up proudly.
“I could hear someone open a new checkout from six aisles away.”
The manager paused.
“That’s actually useful.”
The man nodded.
“I also know when someone says, ‘It didn’t scan, so it must be free,’ before they say it.”
The manager stood up.
“When can you start?”
😂 Moral: Not every hero saves the world. Some just survive customer jokes.