Lucy sent a message:
“I’m outside. Come get me.”
A reply came:
“Who is this?”
Lucy checked the number.
“Oh no. Sorry! Wrong number.”
The stranger replied:
“No problem.”
A few seconds later, another message arrived:
“But I’m outside now. Where are we going?”
Lucy laughed and wrote:
“Home.”
The stranger replied:
“Good. I’ve had a long day.”
😂 Moral: Text the wrong person and you may accidentally adopt a tired stranger.
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My friend sat down with a huge slice of chocolate cake. I stared at him. “I thought you were on a diet.” “I am.” “Then why are you eating cake?” He smiled. “This is my cheat day.” “You’ve had three cheat days this week.” He nodded proudly. “I’m very committed.” “To the diet?” “No… to…