The Auctioneer Accidentally Sold Something Nobody Wanted
The auctioneer held up an old wooden chair.
“Who’ll start me at $20?”
A man shouted, “$20!”
“$30?”
“$30!”
“$40?”
Suddenly, a woman in the back shouted,
“$100!”
Everyone turned around.
The auctioneer looked excited.
“$100! Do I hear $110?”
The woman yelled,
“No! I said my husband is $100 in debt!”
The auctioneer froze.
The husband slowly stood up.
“Please sit down.”
She smiled.
“I’m trying to sell you.”
The auctioneer looked at the crowd.
“Anyone interested?”
The husband shouted,
“KEEP THE CHAIR!”
😂 Moral: Never shout during an auction unless you’re absolutely sure what you’re bidding on.