My Dad Tried to Sneak a Cookie Before Dinner
Dad quietly opened the cookie jar.
I caught him.
“Mom said no cookies before dinner!”
Dad froze.
“I wasn’t eating one.”
“Then what were you doing?”
“I was checking if they were still fresh.”
I looked at the cookie in his hand.
“And?”
He took a bite.
“Yep. Still fresh.”
Just then Mom walked in.
She looked at Dad.
Then the cookie.
Then Dad again.
Dad smiled.
“Quality control.”
Mom laughed.
“Fine. But now you’re responsible for checking the whole jar.”
Dad immediately grabbed another cookie.
“I take my job seriously.”
😂 Moral: Never underestimate a dad’s ability to turn snacking into a profession.