The Man Walked Into a Graveyard Carrying a Lawn Mower
The caretaker watched him carefully.
“What are you doing here?”
“I came to cut the grass.”
The caretaker pointed at the graves.
“At this hour?”
The man nodded.
“I work nights.”
The caretaker looked suspicious.
“Why would anyone want to mow a graveyard at midnight?”
The man smiled.
“I like working where nobody complains.”
The caretaker stared at him.
“That isn’t true.”
“Why not?”
The caretaker pointed toward the nearest grave.
“The guy in that grave has been complaining about your lawn mower for ten minutes.”
The man dropped the mower.
“That’s impossible.”
The caretaker smiled.
“I know.”
“Then why did you say that?”
“I wanted to see how fast you could run.”
😂 Moral: In a graveyard, the living should be more afraid of the caretaker than the dead.