My Friend Said He Was Great at Cooking
My friend invited me over for dinner.
“I’ve become an amazing cook.”
The food smelled… interesting.
I took one bite.
“It’s… different.”
He smiled proudly.
“That’s my secret recipe.”
I asked,
“What’s in it?”
He pulled out his phone.
“I don’t know.”
“You don’t know?”
“No.”
“I accidentally skipped half the recipe online.”
I looked at my plate.
“So this isn’t finished?”
He grinned.
“Neither is the recipe.”
We both started laughing.
Then he said,
“Pizza?”
I answered,
“Now that’s a recipe I trust.”
😂 Moral: If the recipe is incomplete, dinner probably will be too.